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ASK Mr. WonderWoman.

Dear Mr. WonderWoman,
I have a problem. I’m only about 5 foot tall and weigh only 105 lbs. My boyfriend is nearly 6 foot and weighs nearly 230. My problem is that when we have sex it hurts, he’s pretty big in the pork loin region, if you know what I mean. Is there anything I can do to make it stop hurting?
Signed–Plum Pork’d Out
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Dear Plum Pork’d Out,

This won’t hurt a bit. You’re obviously not a match made in Heaven, I can see that right off the bone. I tell what you do.

1st. Invent some reason to break up with him.

2nd email me his telephone #.

That will make everyone Happy!

See how EZ that was?

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2 Responses to “ASK Mr. WonderWoman.”

  1. Fig Says:
    February 15, 2008 at 8:25 am

    Hey Mr. Wonder Woman…
    what kind of lipstick do you wear? It looks like you could suck the chrome off a semi and still have color for a night on the town.

  2. stupidtom Says:
    February 18, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    Mr. Wonder Woman scares me.

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